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Fantasque

There was once a king who loved His People ...
- It begins like a fairy tale, "said the Druid?
- It's one too, "replied Jalami.
So there was a king who loved his people and, therefore, was worshiped. He had made every effort to find Ministers as well intentioned as him, but having finally recognized the folly of such research, he had resolved to do by himself everything he could steal their evil activity. As he was very stubborn the bizarre plan to make his subjects happy, he acted accordingly and conduct so singular among the Great gave him a ridiculous indelible. The people blessed him, but he went to the Court crazy. With this exception, there was no lack of merit, so he was called Phoenix.
If Prince was amazing, it was a woman who was less so. Cheers, giddy, capricious, wild by the head, by the wise heart, good temperament, wicked whim; four words that's the portrait of the Queen. Capricious was his name. Famous name, she had received from his ancestors in the female line which she claimed the honor with dignity. If this person shows and so reasonable was the charm and the torture of her beloved husband because she loved him very sincerely, perhaps because of the ease it was to torment him. Despite the mutual love that existed between them, they spent several years without being able to get any fruit of their union. The King was penetrated with grief, and the Queen put it in impatience with this good prince does not feel alone: She went after everybody because she had no children and there was not a courtier to whom she should ask for some secret thoughtlessly have and should render it responsible for any success.
Physicians were not forgotten, because the Queen was to them an unusual docility, and they were not ordering a drug that she did prepare very carefully for have the pleasure of throwing their nose at the instant that he must take. The Dervishes took their turn, he had recourse to novenas, to vows, especially the offerings, and woe to the priests of the temples where His Majesty was going on pilgrimage, she rummaged all, and under pretext of going to breathe a prolific, she lacked Never turn it upside down cells Moines. She also wore their Relics and alternately donning all their various crews: Now it was a white cord, sometimes with a leather belt and sometimes a cap, sometimes a shoulder and there was sort of charade that his monastic devotion does into his head, and as she had awakened a little tune that made her beautiful in all its guises, it still left them without having been careful to paint them. Finally
dint of devotion in so doing forces medicines if used wisely, Heaven and earth exaucèrent the wishes of the Queen, she became pregnant at the time it was beginning to despair. I leave it to guess the joy of the King and the People: for his, she went, like all his passions to the extravagant: she broke into his carriage and broke everything: she kissed indiscriminately everything she encountered, men, women, courtiers, servants, was to risk being stifle that lie in its path. She did not know, "she said, rapture like that of having a child to whom she could give the whip at his ease in his moments of bad temper.
As the pregnancy of the Queen had been unnecessarily long expected, it was considered one of those extraordinary events that everyone wants the honor. The doctors attributed it to their drugs, the monks in their relics, the people in his prayers, the King and his love. Everyone interested in the Child who was born as if it were his own, and all were sincere wishes for the happy birth of the Prince; because we wanted one and the People, the Great and King met their desires on this point. The Queen found it very bad into his head to prescribe by whom she had given birth, and said she claimed to have a daughter, adding that it seemed rather strange that someone would dare to dispute his right to dispose of a property that unquestionably belonged to her alone. Phoenix
tried in vain to reason with him, she told him clearly that these were not his business, and shut himself in his office to sulk; darling occupation to which she regularly employed at least six months of the year. I say six months, not once; it would was as much rest for her husband, but taken at intervals calculated to annoy.
The king understood very well that the vagaries of the mother would not determine the sex of the child, but he was desperate and she should give her a show through the entire Court. He would have sacrificed everything in the world for universal esteem had justified his love for her and the noise he made amiss on this occasion was not the only madness that had made him do the ridiculous hope reasonable to make his wife.
Not knowing how to turn, he turned to her friend the Fairy Discrete and Protector of the Kingdom. The Fairy advised him to the ways of gentleness that is to say, ask apology to the Queen. The only goal, she said, all the fantasies of women is a bit confusing the male arrogance and to accustom the men to the obedience of their choice. The best way to cure you of your wife's extravagance is raving with her. As soon as you stop antagonizing her whims, make sure that it will cease to have and it expects to become wise as you have made good crazy. So take things with good grace and try to give this opportunity to get everything you want in another. King believed the fairy and to comply with its Notice the circle of the Queen, he took her hand, whispered he was sorry for having contested against her inappropriately, and he would try to compensate her in the future by his complaisance of mood he could have put into his speeches, in arguing against it rudely.
Fantasque who feared that the sweetness of the Phoenix does only covers all of this ridiculous affair hastened to meet him under the excuse that she could see even more ironic pride than in previous fights, but since the damage of a husband does not authorize those of a woman she hastened to surrender on this occasion as she had always done:
- My Prince and my husband, "she added aloud, ordered me to give birth to a boy and I know my duty too well for failing to obey. I know that when his Majesty honors me with marks of his affection is not so much for my sake and for that of his people, whose interest does not occupy much less at night than during the day, I must imitate a noble disinterestedness, and I will ask a Memoir Divan instructive in the number and sex of children who agree to the royal family; important memory of happiness and the State in which any Queen must learn to settle for his conduct night.
This beautiful soliloquy was heard across the circle carefully I leave you to imagine how many laughs were stifled rather clumsily.
- Ah! King said sadly leaving and shrugging his shoulders when I see that there is a mad woman can not avoid being a fool.
Fairy Discrete whose sex and name sometimes humorously contrasted in character found this quarrel so delightful that she resolved to entertain them until the end. She said publicly that she had consulted the King Comets who predict the birth of princes, and she could tell him that the child born to him would be a boy, but she secretly assured the Queen that she would a daughter.
This notice went suddenly Fantasque also reasonable that it had previously been capricious. It was with infinite gentleness and kindness that she took all possible measures to grieve the King and the whole court. She hastened to make the most gorgeous baby clothes, pretending to make a boy so clean that it became ridiculous to a girl he had purposely changed in several ways, but all that cost him nothing. She prepared a beautiful necklace around all shiny stones, and insisted that the king should appoint in advance the Governor and the tutor of the young Prince.
soon as she was sure to have a girl she said no that of his son, and omitted no precaution could be overcome unnecessary ones should have been taken. She laughed out loud in combing the capacity and beast would have astonished the Great and the magistrates who were to adorn their coats with their presence. It seems to me, "she said to the fairy, see one side the venerable Chancellor wear large glasses to check the sex of the child, and another his sacred Majesty look down and say, stammering:. .. I thought ... Tinker told me yet ... Gentlemen, it's not my fault, and others as witty sayings collected by the scholars of the Court and soon worn to the ends of the Indies.
She was pleased with malignant disorder and confusion that this wonderful event was thrown into the whole assembly. She appeared in advance arguments, stirring all the ladies of the palace to demand, adjust, reconcile at this time the rights of their unexpected large loads and the whole court moving to a crush.
It was also in this occasion that she invented the decent and spiritual use to harangue by Magistrates dress the newborn Prince. Phoenix wanted him to represent it was debasing the judiciary to take a wasteful and extravagant comedy throughout the ceremonial Court, as going in great state of Phoebus to spread a little brat before he could hear, or at least respond.
- Oh great! quickly replied the Queen, all the better for your son! Would it not too happy that all the nonsense they have to say were exhausted before he heard them, and would you want that he should retain the age-specific speech because of the mad? For God's sake let them harangue all well off while one is sure he understands nothing and he has less trouble: you need to know is that one is not always get off so cheap.
He had to go through it, and order express his Majesty the presidents of the senate and academies began to compose, explore, obliterate, and browse their Vaumorière and Demosthenes to learn to speak to an embryo.
Finally came the crunch: The Queen felt the first pains with transports of joy you would not expect much on such occasions. She complained so graciously and wept with an air of laughing that it seemed that his greatest pleasures was that of birth.
soon it was all over the Palace a terrible rumor. Some run for the King, the other Princes, other Ministers, other senate, the largest number and most were eager to get their stock and barrel like Diogenes had in any matter to give a busy look. In the rush to gather so many people needed, the last person we thought was the obstetrician, and the King that his disorder infuriated inadvertently asked him a wise woman, that inadvertently stirred up among the Ladies of Palace of immoderate laughter that accompany the mood of the Queen, did deliver as gay which they had never heard of. Although
Fantasque had kept the secret of his best of the fairy, he left no sweat among the women in his house and they kept it so carefully themselves that the noise was more than three days it spread throughout the city, so there was a long time that the King only knew who did nothing. Everyone was so attentive to the scene which was being prepared, the public interest providing a pretext for anyone curious about fun at the expense of the royal family, they were a party to watch the countenance of their Majesties and see how with two contradictory promises the fairy could get by and keep its credit.
- Oh here, my lord, "said the Druid Jalami interrupting; agree that it is up to me to annoy you in the rules: For you feel that now is the time of digressions, portraits, and the multitude of beautiful things that everyone who wit never fails to employ about the most interesting place to entertain his readers!
- How, By God, "said the Druid, do you imagine there to be foolish enough to read all this spirit? We always teach that to happen and that despite Mr. Author was soon covered with her display of pages of his book. And you do here the reasoner do you think your words are worth more than the minds of others, and to avoid the imputation of folly it suffice to say it only depended on you to do? Really, it only had to say to prove it. And unfortunately I have not, myself, the resource to turn the pages.
- Cheer up, he said softly Jalami, others turn to you if we ever wrote. However, consider that that is all the court gathered in the Queen's Chamber, it is the best opportunity I'll ever paint you as the original and illustrious one, maybe you have to know .
- May God hear you, "replied jokingly Druid, I do not know them by their actions too: make them do so if your story needs them and not say a word if they are useless: I do like no other portraits that fact.
- Since No way, "said Jalama, to brighten my story with a bit of metaphysics, I'll quite simply pick up the thread, but tell to tell is a nuisance: you do not know how many beautiful things you 'll lose! Help me, please find me, because essentially I was so carried away that I do not know what I was in the story.
- At the Queen, said the Druid of patience, you have so much trouble to give birth and with whom you hold me for an hour in labor.
- Oh oh, "said Jalami; do you think the Children of Kings lay eggs like thrush? You'll see if it was not worth the trouble to harangue. The Queen then, after many screams and laughter finally drew curious sentence and the fairy story by uncovering a girl and a boy more beautiful than the moon and the sun and which resembled so strongly that it was difficult to distinguish. What did that as children we loved to dress them well. In that time if desired, leaving the King of majesty to give back to nature was extravagant at other times he would not let him to the Queen, and the pleasure of having children made him so child itself that ran on the balcony screaming at full head. My friends, rejoice all, he just told me a son born to you a Father, and a daughter to my wife. The Queen, who was the first time in his life such a good time, did not notice all the work she had done, and the fairy who knew his mind merely fanciful, according to what she had wished, to tell him first a daughter. The Queen made her make, and which greatly surprised the spectators, she kissed him tenderly to the truth, but with tears and with an air of sadness that fit well with the one she had before. I already said that she truly loved her husband: She had been touched by the concern and compassion she had read in his eyes during his suffering. She had done time in a singularly chosen to truth, reflections on the cruelty he had to lament a husband so good, and when he presented his daughter she would have thought that the King of regret not having a son. Discrete whom the Spirit of sex and the gift of magic taught to read easily penetrated into the hearts on the field what was happening in that of the Queen, and having no reason for him to disguise the truth, she bring the young Prince. The Queen returned to his surprise found the ship if she made fun of laughter dangerous in the state where she was. She fainted. There were many trouble to cook, and if the fairy had said of his life, the deepest pain was to succeed to the transport of joy in the heart of the King and the faces of the courtiers.
But here it was still more singular in this adventure: the Queen had sincere regret for having tormented her husband had taken a most lively affection for the young prince for his sister and the King on his side who loved the Queen marked the same preference to the daughter she had desired. Indirect fondling these two unique and Husband were made to each other soon became a very decided taste, and the Queen could not be without his son as King of his daughter.
This double event was a great pleasure to all the People, and reassured at least for a time on the fear of missing teachers. The thinkers who had mocked the promises of fairy were mocked in turn. But they did not consider themselves beaten for saying that they did not even the fairy infallibility of the lie or the virtue of his predictions make impossible things she announced. Others, based on the predilection that began to occur, carried their impudence in giving support to a son and a daughter of Queen to King Event had denied any point of the prophecy.
While everything had to pump the baptism of two new babies, and that human pride is preparing to shine humbly Altars of the Gods ...
- One moment, interrupted the Druid, you make me scrambled a terrible way. Teach me, I pray thee in what place we are. First, to make you pregnant Queen walked among the relics and caps. After that thou hast suddenly passed in India. Now you just tell me about the baptism and then the altars of the gods. By the great Tharamis, I do not know if in the ceremony that we will worship you prepare Jupiter, the good Virgin or Mohammed. This is not only Druid me it very important to me that your two toddlers are baptized or circumcised, but must still observe the dress, and do not expose myself to take a Bishop to the Mufti and the missal for the Koran.
- The great misfortune! said Jalama, to as fine as you deceive them well. God keep from hurt all the prelates who have harems and take to the Latin of the Arabic bible: God grant peace to all honest cockroaches after the intolerance of the prophet of Mecca, always ready to massacre the human race holy for the greater glory of the Creator: But you must recollect that we are in a fairyland where one person sends hell for the good of his soul, where you would not expect to look for people foreskin damn or absolve them and where the miter and green turban head cover also sacred to serve as an alert for the eyes wise and adornment to those fools.
I know the laws of geography that regulate all the religions of the world want that both babies are Muslims, but we do not circumcise males and I need my twins were administered both, and find good I named them.
- Do, do, "said the Druid, voila, Faith Priest, a choice motivated best I have heard of in my life.
The Queen who loved to disrupt the entire label, tried to rise after six days and the seventh out on the pretext that she was well, indeed, she fed her children. Odious example of which all women strongly represented to him the consequences. But Fantasque who feared the ravages of spilled milk maintained that he is no more time wasted for the pleasure of life that comes after death, that the womb of a dead woman not wither unless the a fed, adding a tone of Duenna that there is no such beautiful gorge in the eyes of a husband than a mother who feeds her children. This intervention in the care of Mari who look so little was Women laugh much, and the Queen, too pretty to be with impunity when they appeared, despite its quirks, almost as ridiculous as they called her husband as a joke, the Bourgeois de Vaugirard.
- I see you coming and immediately said the Druid, you would give me gradually the role of Shah Bahan and make me wonder if there is also a Vaugirard in India, as a Madrid in the Bois de Boulogne, an Opera in Paris and a philosopher at the court. But pursue your rhapsody and I do tend these traps more: because neither married nor Sultan, it is not worth being a fool.
Finally, Jalami said without answering the Druid, all being ready, the day was taken to open the gates of Heaven to the two newborns, the fairy went early morning to the Palace and told the husband that she would make August in each of their children a present worthy of their birth and its powers. I want, "she said, before the water magically eludes my protection, enrich my gifts and give them names more effective than those of all feet flat Calendar, they express the perfections of which I 'will care to endow the same time: but as you know better than me the qualities that suit the happiness of your family and your people, choose yourself and so do a single act of will on each of your two Children what twenty years of education are rarely in youth and that reason is no longer in old age. Immediately
large altercation between the couple. The Queen claimed only to deal with his fantasy character of all his family, and good Prince, who felt the importance of such a choice had to give up custody of the caprice of a woman he loved follies without sharing. Phoenix Children who wanted one day should become reasonable people; Fantasque preferred to have pretty children and provided them brilliantly to six years, she was embarrassed little fools they were thirty. The fairy vain endeavor to agree their Majesties; Soon the character of the newborns was not more than the pretext of the quarrel, and he was not about being right, but to put one another to reason. Finally
Discrete devised a way to adjust without giving any harm to anyone, it was everyone disposât at will of the child's sex. The King approved an expedient that provided for by making the most bizarre cover of the wishes of the Queen's heir presumptive to the Crown, and seeing the two children on their knees Governess he hastened to seize the Prince not without looking at her sister a look of commiseration. But even more mutinous Fantasque they were under due to be ran as a Caught in the young Princess, and also taking into his arms you unite everyone, "she said, for m'excéder, but so that the vagaries of the King despite turning himself in favor one of his children, I declare that I ask for whatever I want just the opposite of what he asked for another. Choose now, "she said to the king with an air of triumph, and since you are so attractive to direct everything, choose one word out of your entire family. The fairy king and strove in vain to dissuade a resolution that put the prince in a strange embarrassment, it still would not budge and said she welcomed many a ship that would spill over her daughter all the credit that the King can not not give her son.
- Ah, "said the Prince despite outraged, you have never been to your daughter aversion and you prove it in the biggest opportunity of his life, but added he in a transport anger he was not the master, to make it perfect in spite of you, I ask that this child will like you.
- Good for you and for him, quickly replied the Queen, but I will be avenged and your daughter look like. Just those words were they released from either side with a fury unmatched, the king, desperate its the stupidity would have liked to retain, but it was all over, and the two children were gifted with no return characters requested. The boy was named after Prince was called Caprice and daughter Princess reason, weird name it illustrates so well that no woman dared to raise it since. So the future successor to the throne adorned with all the perfections of a pretty woman, and her sister Princess for one day to possess all the virtues of an honest man and the qualities of a good king, who did not seem Sharing better heard but of which we could not return. The fun was the mutual love of husband and wife acting in this moment with all the strength that made him always, but often too late, opportunities essential and preferred not ceasing to act, found that each of his children, who like him was the worst of both shared and thought less of congratulations that 'to complain. The King took his daughter in his arms and pressed him tenderly.
- Alas, he said, that you would even beauty to your mother without his talent for making claims? You'll be too sensible to rotate the head to anyone!
Fantasque more circumspect about its own truths do not say what she thought of the wisdom of the future king, but it was easy to doubt, to which she looks sad stroked, she had at heart a great opinion of her division. But the King looked at her with a kind of confusion he made some accusations about what happened.
- I feel my wrongs he said, but they are your work, our children would have earned much better than us, you will only cause they look like us.
- At least, she said immediately, jumping to her husband's neck, I'm sure they love each other as much as possible.
Phoenix touched by what he had to aim in this project, is consoled by this reflection he had so often occasion to do that indeed the natural goodness and a heart sensitive enough to fix everything.
- so I guess everything else, "said the Druid at Jalama, interrupting that I finished the story for you. Prince Caprice will turn your head and everyone will be too good imitator of his mother just to be torment. It will upset the Kingdom in the wanting reform. To make his subjects happy putting them in despair, always attacking the others of his own wrongs, unjust to have been imprudent, regret for his sins he will commit to new ones. As the wisdom does not lead, the good he wants to increase the harm he has done. In a word, though at heart he knows good, sensitive and generous him turn his very virtues to injury and his only blunder united with all its power will more than hating would make a reasoned wickedness. On the other hand your Princess Reason, a new heroine of fairyland, become a prodigy of wisdom and prudence, and without having to worshipers will worship the people so that everyone wishes for will be governed by it: his good conduct advantageous to everybody and itself not only will hurt his brother whom oppose it constantly through his virtues and that the public will prevent any faults it has not, even though he would not have himself. It will issue to reverse the order of succession to the throne to enslave the fad to the distaff and fortune with reason. Drs emphatically expose the consequences of such an example and prove that it is better that the people obey blindly enraged that chance can give to master than to choose his own leaders reasonable though that prohibits a fool the government for its own sake it is good to give him the ultimate disposition of our property and our lives, that most foolish of men is even better than the wisest of women, and the first born male or he was a monkey or a wolf, this should be a good policy or Heroin Angel born after him to obey his will. Objections and replies from the rebels, in which God knows how it will shine your sophisticated eloquence: Because I know you, it's mostly gossip about what is your anger that breathes with delight, and your bitter franchise seems to be happy about the wickedness of men by the pleasure she takes the blame them.
- Tubleu Father Druid, as you go, "said Jalami surprised; flow of words! Where the hell did you take such beautiful speeches? You preach to your life as well in the grove, though you do not speak truer. If I let you do, you change almost a fairy tale into a treaty of policy and would be found some day in the cabinets of princes or Bluebeard Donkeyskin instead of Machiavelli. But do you put so much in fees to guess the ending of my tale.
To show you that the endings are not lacking in need, I'll send one in four words, not as wise as yours, but perhaps as natural and certainly more unexpected.
You know then that the two children are twins, as I have noticed very similar figure, and more dressed alike, King believed his son was taking his daughter in his arms when the influence, and that Queen deceived by the choice her husband who also took her son to her daughter, the fairy took advantage of this error to endow two children in a way that suited them best. Caprice was therefore the name of Princess and Prince of Reason that his brother, and despite the oddities of the Queen's all in the natural order. Succeeded to the throne after King's death, did much good reason and very little noise, but rather seeks to fulfill its duties as acquired the reputation he did neither war nor violence to strangers to his subjects and was more blessings of praise. All projects done under the previous reign were executed under it, and passing Domination of the Father in the son's Peoples happy twice believed he had not changed hands. Princess Caprice, after losing his life or reason to multitudes of lovers tender and kind, was finally married to a neighbor that she preferred to King because he was the longest mustache and jumped the best bell- foot. For Fantastic, she died of a surfeit of feet stewed partridge she wanted to eat before going to bed where the King languished to wait one night dint of teasing she had committed to come and sleep with her.

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Conte Jean-Jacques Rousseau

(1712 - 1778)